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The Timewaster Letters

The Timewaster LettersAmongst the millions upon millions of books out there, there is perhaps only a handful where it should be illegal to read them in public: Douglas Adams’ Hitchhiker’s Guide’, Frank Skinner’s autobiography and pretty much anything by jocular journeyman Bill Bryson to name but a few.
Now however, it’s time to add another title to the list of books guaranteed to make you wet yourself with laughter and draw strange looks from fellow passengers on the bus (600). It’s called ‘The Timewaster Letters, it’s by Robin Cooper, and it’s probably the funniest thing you’ll ever read in your life.

Not only that, but it’s also perhaps one of the most simple concepts for a book ever. Robin Cooper writes a bunch of absurd letters to organisations, fan clubs, societies, associations and anyone he can think of with bizarre, off-the-wall requests and/or compliments, waits for the replies, and then publishes them (in the book).

The result is a hilarious, laugh-out-loud riot; from Robin’s ideas for Children’s novels and business proposals to the British Peanut Council to his beloved magical ping-pong bat “Parmaynu,” apparently an expert on all things, and this little gem to the British Halibut Association.

“Dear sir,

My wife cooked a piece of halibut for tea last night.

It was bloody lovely.

Just thought you might want to know.

Yours,

Robin Cooper”


The many references to Cooper’s long-suffering wife (Nancy) and her numerous injuries, combined with his multifarious infantile ‘sketches’ and ‘designs’ and persistent nature instantly make Robin Cooper a much loved fool, his book a much treasured diary of oblivious, hilarious antagonism.

It’s a brief affair, taking only a few (two and a half) hours to skim through in it’s entirety, but with the ridiculous nature of the letters and Robin’s literal style (adding an abundance of parenthesis) it’s a few (two and a half) hours well spent.

Recommended Links: www.robincooper.co.uk – Equally as funny as the book!

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